Tried to buy this sweet ass King Cobra Malt Liquor satin jacket off a guys back at Walmart today. He was having none of it. My price went as high as $82, but he just couldn’t let it go. 

I don’t blame him a bit.

Tried to buy this sweet ass King Cobra Malt Liquor satin jacket off a guys back at Walmart today. He was having none of it. My price went as high as $82, but he just couldn’t let it go.

I don’t blame him a bit.

A big headed Beyonce meme made it to the BassMasters Classic this weekend. Her publicists worse nightmare has come true.

A big headed Beyonce meme made it to the BassMasters Classic this weekend. Her publicists worse nightmare has come true.

Don’t give a fuck.

Don’t give a fuck.

Makes me want to go fishing among other things.

Makes me want to go fishing among other things.

I caught a lot of shit for not liking Oscar Pistorius during the London games. I hate that I was right. What an asshole.

I caught a lot of shit for not liking Oscar Pistorius during the London games. I hate that I was right. What an asshole.

Ellen, I couldn’t agree more.

Ellen, I couldn’t agree more.

Bringing new meaning to the term Private Investigator.

Bringing new meaning to the term Private Investigator.

I can’t wait for my daughter to grow up and give the finger to a basketball player on national tv… Her dad must be so proud. 

Coming from Boston he probably is.

I can’t wait for my daughter to grow up and give the finger to a basketball player on national tv… Her dad must be so proud.

Coming from Boston he probably is.

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