This fucking place makes me sick.

Bear Mauls Monkey After Cycle Crash At Shanghai Wild Animal Park (by EpicFailsNow)

This guy is classic. Good for him. Charles Ramsey: Something Wrong When Little Pretty White Girl Ran into Black Man’s Arms (by NewHotSport)

Further proof that we’re fucked. Yeah, you read that right. It plays one of his shitty songs.

Further proof that we’re fucked. Yeah, you read that right. It plays one of his shitty songs.

Sure you’d rather kiss a Wookie, but he’d rather just feel you up.

May the 4th be with you.

Sure you’d rather kiss a Wookie, but he’d rather just feel you up.

May the 4th be with you.

No matter how good my weekends are, I can’t imagine they were anywhere close to those of Tom Selleck when he was single in Hawaii.

No matter how good my weekends are, I can’t imagine they were anywhere close to those of Tom Selleck when he was single in Hawaii.

For those that question whether Star Wars and Disney go together, I present Exhibit A.

For those that question whether Star Wars and Disney go together, I present Exhibit A.

I would totally buy theses.

I would totally buy theses.

Chael Sonnen Is Still Not Taking This Fight Very Seriously I think he’s taking the fight seriously, he’s just working hard to sell the fight. 

Chael Sonnen Is Still Not Taking This Fight Very Seriously I think he’s taking the fight seriously, he’s just working hard to sell the fight. 

Tried to buy this sweet ass King Cobra Malt Liquor satin jacket off a guys back at Walmart today. He was having none of it. My price went as high as $82, but he just couldn’t let it go. 

I don’t blame him a bit.

Tried to buy this sweet ass King Cobra Malt Liquor satin jacket off a guys back at Walmart today. He was having none of it. My price went as high as $82, but he just couldn’t let it go.

I don’t blame him a bit.