Feeling more than patriotic… this flag should be flying on my pole.

Feeling more than patriotic… this flag should be flying on my pole.

Happy 4th!

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A way to make soccer more interesting.

A way to make soccer more interesting.

Jesus saves, and keeps guys from scoring.

Jesus saves, and keeps guys from scoring.

Looks like there are people who love Mickey more than I.

Looks like there are people who love Mickey more than I.

Now this makes me want to tip.

Now this makes me want to tip.

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Larry David couldn’t be more right.

Larry David couldn’t be more right.

What a horrible name for this product…

What a horrible name for this product…

Oh Paul Mitchell… pretty sure I was using a Steady Grip® with a firm hold and natural shine long before you trademarked it.

Oh Paul Mitchell… pretty sure I was using a Steady GripĀ® with a firm hold and natural shine long before you trademarked it.

For this to be funny it had to contain more than a little truth for the reader. Sadly, I laughed my ass off.

For this to be funny it had to contain more than a little truth for the reader. Sadly, I laughed my ass off.

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